30 Hilarious Kaley Cuoco Quotes

Kaley Cuoco is an incredible actress and she has been in multiple TV-shows and movies throughout her career. Some of her roles show perfectly how hard she works as an actress and performer.

Here’s a quick list of some of the best films and TV-shows she starred in:

  • Picture Perfect
  • Charmed
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • To Be Fat Like Me
  • Hop
  • The Wedding Ringer
  • We’ve put together this collection of the best Kaley Cuoco quotes of all time:


    30 Hilarious Kaley Cuoco Quotes

    1. “I do wanna fling my poop at her.” – Kaley Cuoco

    2. What up, Shel-bot? – Kaley Cuoco

    3. “We’re putting the play on for one night in this little 99-seat theater. Can you come? Oh, great! Do you know 98 other people that might want to come?” – Kaley Cuoco

    4.”Oh, you’re going to jibber-jabber about jibber-jabber.” – Kaley Cuoco


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    5. “Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the hookers and whores department.” – Kaley Cuoco


    6.” I think I caught the flu. *Throwing up* or the plague!” – Kaley Cuoco

    7. “No mom, it’s the same guy I’ve been going out with for the last 2 years. He works with lasers and atomic magnets.” – Kaley Cuoco

    8. “Isn’t this when he says ‘bazooka’ or something?” – Kaley Cuoco

    9. “I love him but if he’s broken, let’s not get a new one.” – Kaley Cuoco


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    10. “I’m a vegetarian, except for fish and steak…I love steak!” – Kaley Cuoco


    11. “Oh, I get it, like C-3Po… What happenedto me?” – Kaley Cuoco

    12. “Holy crap, on a cracker!” – Kaley Cuoco

    13. “And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?” – Kaley Cuoco

    14. “You know, I remember my first bikini wax. My sister did it with duct tape and melted crayons. To this day, I can’t look at a box of crayons without crossing my legs.” – Kaley Cuoco


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    15. “So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear?” – Kaley Cuoco


    16. “No shirt, no shoes, no Sheldon.” – Kaley Cuoco

    17. “Oh please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you’re missing is a little-smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.” – Kaley Cuoco

    18.”You know what, I’m not ashamed of anything that happened. I fall in love really hard, I do. I go deep. That person is it for me. And I love hard, and when it’s over, it’s over, and some people make mistakes. I wouldn’t call it a mistake, it just is what happened in my life, so I’m excited to see what the future holds. It happened, and now I have to say I’m happier than I’ve ever been.” – Kaley Cuoco

    19.”I’m hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.” – Kaley Cuoco


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    20.”I like old-fashioned romance when the two people sleep in separate beds but still hold hands all night. Their hands rest on a little table between the beds.” – Kaley Cuoco


    21.” It’s a fine line of doing what’s good for your life and what your parents want you to do, but also following your dreams. With my parents, when I was younger, I always had to do two things. If I was acting, I always had to do a sport or something on the art side of things, along with that. That way, if one fell apart, I always had something else to fall back on.” – Kaley Cuoco

    22.”I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful. And on top of it everyone, of course, though I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I’m not gonna keep it a secret.” – Kaley Cuoco

    23.”I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don’t, I’m dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid crap and pack soup and salad. I cook pork chops or turkey tacos for dinner.” – Kaley Cuoco

    24.”Horseback riding is my passion. Other than work. People can’t imagine me getting dirty, but that’s what I love about it.” – Kaley Cuoco


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    25. “I love all music. Right now I am loving Josh Grobin and Kelly Clarkson.” – Kaley Cuoco


    26. “James Garner is like a peaceful river through our chaos.” – Kaley Cuoco

    27. “I love the fashion world. I love clothes. I love the style.” – Kaley Cuoco

    28. “You do a job; your show gets canceled. You get used to it.” – Kaley Cuoco


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    29.”People tend to think they know you when u come into their TV’s every week. They think you are different than who you are. Don’t believe everything u here.” – Kaley Cuoco


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    30.”In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely.” – Kaley Cuoco



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