30 Humbling & Funny Rob Schneider Quotes

Which are your favorite Rob Schneider quotes?

Rob Schneider is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. He is best known through his acting in films, television sitcoms, performer for ‘SNL’, and his stand up comedy routines. 

At the beginning of his career, he earned himself the position of a writer for ‘Saturday Night Live’ and later on became the full cast member. Throughout his career, he has appeared in a number of films including ‘Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo’, ‘The Animal’, ‘The Hot Chick’, ‘The Benchwarmers’, and ‘Grown Ups’.

Here’s our collection of the best Rob Schneider quotes:


30 Humbling & Funny Rob Schneider Quotes

1. “I have a tendency to want to act goofy.” – Rob Schneider

2. “I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.” – Rob Schneider

3. “I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.” – Rob Schneider

4. “Our position is that DTC ads are just an extension of the general drug safety problems and the FDA needs broader authority on drug safety generally.” – Rob Schneider

5. “There was no task that he wouldn’t take on. When negotiations would roll around, people would make sure that Martin got elected to that committee. They wanted his experience, his intellect.” – Rob Schneider

6. “Women always feel like they’re being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.” – Rob Schneider


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7. “I don’t make movies for critics, but he irks me.” – Rob Schneider


8. “I like to sneak in under the radar. I don’t have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I’m never in the tabloids. I prefer that.” – Rob Schneider

9. “I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like.” – Rob Schneider

10. “Much of what the industry is proposing is already law, such as producing ads that aren’t misleading. What we clearly need is more authority and resources to ensure that all marketing, not just the amount spent on direct-to-consumer advertising, is honest and accurate.” – Rob Schneider

11. “Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don’t open their minds. Most of them are idiots.” – Rob Schneider

12. “Without a way to legally enforce these guidelines under law, it’s a good bet that the drug industry will continue giving short shrift to side effects and safety concerns in its advertising. Congress needs to act to ensure consumers and doctors know about all the potential safety problems with a drug, and not just the pretty picture industry wants to paint.” – Rob Schneider

13. “First of all, weren’t all the best beatings in the trailer for ‘The Passion of the Christ’? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.” – Rob Schneider

14. “I kind of realized early on I was playing him. That was a big responsibility for me.” – Rob Schneider

15. “I try not to have too much of an ego. I’ll do anything.” – Rob Schneider

16. “Legislation before the house proposes much tougher restrictions on new drugs and drugs with outstanding post-market approval studies that have not yet been completed,” – Rob Schneider


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17. “She’s trying to act, she’s got a guy who’s literally making the penis go up and down and so we were laughing that whole day. It was just hard not to laugh.” – Rob Schneider


18. “Well, Adam (Sandler) just wanted me to play myself. He said ‘Come on, no one has ever seen that. So he would actually come on the set and say, ‘No, no, no, no … Come on … No, no, no, no. Just be yourself.” – Rob Schneider

19. “Disney would have ruined this movie and, please, say that in the articles. They would have ruined this picture because they don’t know how to make, and don’t want to make, funny movies for adults.” – Rob Schneider

20. “I just think that beautiful people don’t have it as hard, you know? They just don’t know what rejection’s like. That’s why supermodels aren’t good actresses, because they don’t need anything. If someone is beautiful and she’s needy, she’s probably had a terrible childhood.” – Rob Schneider

21. “I think movie is so relentless and so out there that I think we might even get some decent reviews finally. Who knows? I’m always an optimist.” – Rob Schneider

22. “In theory, drug ads could provide some important information to consumers. But as a practical matter, that’s not what they do. They promote new drugs. They promote more expensive brand name drugs.” – Rob Schneider

23. “Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.” – Rob Schneider

24. “We’re not getting released in Japan; I know that for a fact,” – Rob Schneider

25. “A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it’s not weird. But if a man does it, it’s very disturbing. The way I’d describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn’t let me in any of the interesting rooms.” – Rob Schneider

26. “I have been on the edge of a cliff for a while,” – Rob Schneider


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27. “I mean, ‘Ocean’s Twelve’ went there for a week and pissed off everyone. They were shooting in windows and people would call the police, but the police would go, Oh, George Clooney, can I have a picture?” – Rob Schneider


28. “If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.” – Rob Schneider

29. “People don’t ask Andre Agassi, You know you’re the No. 1 tennis player in the world … have you thought about polo?” – Rob Schneider

30. “We had to kind of reinvent it, … Saturday Night Live.” – Rob Schneider



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