35 Funny DJ Khaled Quotes to Brighten Your Day

DJ Khaled, we can’t help but love him!

From jet ski’s to lions; if you’re not following him on Snapchat, you’re missing out on a huge dose of daily humor.

Here’s our collection of funny DJ Khaled quotes to brighten up your day. You’re unlikely to gain much inspiration from them, but we could all do with some laughs.

DJ Khaled’s net worth is estimated to be $65 million.


35 Funny DJ Khaled Quotes

1. “Another one, no. Another two, drop two singles at a time.” – DJ Khaled


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2. “Congratulations, you played yourself.” – DJ Khaled


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3. “I can deal with everything. I got the answer for anything. This DJ Khaled.” DJ Khaled


4. “I don’t have no favorite rock bands. I’m a fan of rock music though.” – DJ Khaled


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5. “My fans expect me to be greater and keep being great.” – DJ Khaled


6. “The key is to make it.” – DJ Khaled


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7. “There will be road blocks but we will overcome it.” – DJ Khaled


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8. “They will try to close the door on you, just open it.” – DJ Khaled


9. “When I turn in my list, obviously every record was important to me. I didn’t just put records on there to put records on there. I was excited that “All I Do Is Win” could go on there because you hear it at the end of the game and that represents victory. That’s undeniable. You can’t hate on that, it’s impossible.” – DJ Khaled


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“Always have faith. Always have hope.” – DJ Khaled


11. “Another one.” – DJ Khaled

12. “Give thanks to the most high.” – DJ Khaled

13. “I changed… a lot.” – DJ Khaled

14. “I wanted to see what type of trees is growing in Marcy Projects, what type of water Jay Z was drinking.” – DJ Khaled

15. “The key to more success is coco butter.” – DJ Khaled

16. “They don’t want you to jet ski.” – DJ Khaled

17. “Those that weather the storm are the great ones.” – DJ Khaled

18. “You smart! You loyal! You’re a genius!” – DJ Khaled

19. “Baby, you smart. I want you to film me taking a shower.” – DJ Khaled

20. “God has blessed me because I think. No I know that I’ve been put on this Earth to make people happy, to inspire people and to uplift people. That’s a beautiful thing. But the only downfall about it is that I really don’t have anybody to do that for me. But it makes me super strong because I do know that if I’m having a bad day, I can come up here and make Ebro and y’all laugh and smile.” – DJ Khaled

21. “I didn’t want to be an artist in the same place I worked. You could always have people that might feel like you would do something more for yourself.” – DJ Khaled


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“Key to more success is clean heart and clean face.” – DJ Khaled


23. “That’s what we provide you know what I’m saying. When you get DJ Khaled you sound bites. You get documentaries. My interviews will play ten years from now. I ain’t regular like these other people. This is DJ Khaled, this is special cloth alert.” – DJ Khaled

24. “Them doors that was always closed, I ripped the doors off, took the hinges off. And when I took the hinges off, I put the hinges on the f**kboys’ hands.” – DJ Khaled


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25. “They don’t want you to win. They don’t want you to have the No. 1 record in the country. They don’t want you to get healthy. They don’t want you to exercise. And they don’t want you to have that view.” – DJ Khaled


26. “We go hard. In everything we do we’re going to accomplish our victory and our goal. If it takes a day, a year, or 20 years, we’re going to win. I haven’t taken a loss because everything I’ve done has been a working process to win. From being a kid on them turntables to becoming where I am is not a loss. It’s a blessing.” – DJ Khaled


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27. “You want my advice? Don’t play yourself.” – DJ Khaled


28. “Winning, to me, is easy. Winning more is the challenge.” – DJ Khaled

29. “I love having an unlimited supply of cocoa butter.” – DJ Khaled

30. “People will try to bring you down, but you gotta go up.” – DJ Khaled

31. “You gotta water your plants. Nobody can water them for you.” – DJ Khaled

32. “Sometimes, you might meet somebody that you love that’s turning into a ‘they.’ My key is invite them to Miami and take them to the ocean and let them jump off the boat in the ocean, on the sand bar, and cleanse off and pray and then go take a shower, and hopefully the ‘they’ is out of you.” – DJ Khaled

33. “Basically what I’m trying to tell you is that it’s almost impossible to drive a jet ski at night time unless you’re in a city with lights lit up so you can navigate. Besides being pitch black, that water turn black at night. Listen, I don’t recommend it.” – DJ Khaled

34. “It’s safe to say headphones is a good business.” – DJ Khaled

35. “Basically, I’m one of the greatest producers ever. And I’m also one of the greatest DJs ever. And I’m also one of the best executives ever.” – DJ Khaled


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