41 Funny travel quotes to make you SMILE instantly

Time to have a gooooood laugh, time to unveil the best funny travel quotes you will love. We list here a bunch of cool quotes to have a good laugh. Some are funnier, others less, judge for yourself.

These travel quotes are not ordered by any meaning. We just randomly organized them for you.

Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends.

If you want to read more quotes about traveling with friends, we created also friends travel quotes.

At the end of this post, we have an extra gift for you. You can download the full list of all the fun travel sayings and quotes. You can use this list to create your own t-shirts, home decor, gift for your friends, or whatever you like.

Just download them as a .pdf and go nuts!

More best Instagram captions for different categories in this link.

Now, let’s get this party started:

1. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

2. A good friend visits you in jail. The best friends sit next to you and say

„that was fun“

3. Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!

4. Vacation calories don’t count. Right?

5. Backpacking is money spent on Education.

6. I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then!

7. Work hard, travel harder.

8. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.

9. I don’t know what’s coming,

but I already know it’s gonna be awesome!

10. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

11. I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

12. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

13. At the end of the day…

I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

14. A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.

15. I’m here for the fun!

16. Take me to the next beach, like now!

17. I know there is a flight leaving today

that could bring me far, far away!

18. Work, save, travel, repeat

19. This is me, walking down the aisle.

20. Go no, next week or next month… but GO!

21. I don’t know what’s coming,

but I already know it’s gonna be awesome!

22. “Be strong”, I whisper to my WiFi signal!

23. I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year.

24. Jetlag is for amateurs!

25. Me: I want to travel more.

Bank account: like, to the park?

26. People who eat travel are the best.

27. Be a Pineapple:

“Stand tall,

wear a crown,

and be sweet on the inside”

28. Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk!

29. Instead of driving with a Mercedes to work,

I’d rather ride with the bike to the beach.

30. Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

31. Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.

32. It’s called present… it must be a reason for that!

33. I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is

„when do we leave?“

34. Your vibe attracts your tribe!

35. The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

36. If you did not have a stupid travel story to tell,

you did something terribly wrong!

37. People having babies…and I’m like: What country am I going to next?

38. All you need is love a passport.

39. …and then

I went to see Sangria Familia,

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touched the Mahal, and finally had some sushi in China!

I am a full traveler!

40. Education is important. But travel is importanter!

41. I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords!

42. My parents complain I travel too much.

I mean, I could be a drug addict,

do they realize how lucky they are?

43. I have been to almost as many places as my luggage.

44. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

45. Airports: the only place where drinking at 8am is socially acceptable.

46.The perfect fun CoVid-19 travel jokes: Travitude: when you start to feel grumpy and sassy cause you haven’t been traveling.

47. By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling & comes to family events tipsy.

48. It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport’.

– Douglas Adams 

Download ALL funny travel quotes

Do you love all these sayings we collected? We turned them into cool Pinterest pins as well as a free downloadable .pdf.

Just click on the image below or here to save the .pdf to your device. However, if you find these less, you can read more of the best road trip quotes for Instagram here.

Or check out these best travel songs for 2021 if you want songs to inspire your road trip.

Note: You can use all these for your own gifts, creative things you want to do with them.


Did you have a good laugh? Or a bit at least?

Travel quotes can be a great way to boost your travelers’ confidence, motivation. They can be cheesy to people that do not really value those, but hey, whatever, right?!

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    Over to you.

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