Which are your favorite Umbrella Academy quotes?
The Umbrella Academy is an American superhero web television series. Based on the comic book series written by Gerard Way.
The tv-show is produced by Borderline Entertainment, Dark Horse Entertainment, and Universal Cable Productions. It’s focused on a family of adopted sibling superheroes who reunite to solve the mystery of their father’s death and the threat of an impending apocalypse.
Here’s our collection of the all-time favorite Umbrella Academy quotes:
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50 All-Time Favorite Umbrella Academy Quotes
1. “Yeah, why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don’t get it, but that is an excellent reference.” – Diego
2. “The last time I saw this one, she had me suspended mid-air sucking the life out of me with energy tentacles.” – Diego
3. “The commission will hunt us down wherever and whenever we go.” – Five
4. “You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.” – Five
5. “Everything in our new life is connected to a plot to assassinate the President. That can’t be a coincidence.” – Diego
6. “Not that apocalypse, this is a new one.” – Five
7. “They are gone like a fart that went poof.” – Klaus
8. “I’m just gonna go murder Mom, I’ll be right back.” – Klaus
9. “You don’t have to join the military to become a man. Don’t sacrifice yourself — because I love you.” – Klaus
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10. “Nobody needs your shit, Klaus. That’s why you are always alone.” – Ben
11. “When something seems too perfect, it’s usually anything but.” – Allison
12. “You don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.” – Allison
13. “Eternal peace is probably overrated.” – Klaus
14. “I know what it’s like to love dangerous people. Difference is they love me back.” – Diego
15. “If you believe in yourself, just once, great things are gonna happen for you.” – Vanya
16. “What would possess me to adopt seven ill-mannered malcontents?” – Reginald Hargreeves
17. “I know what it’s like being stuck in time, thinking this is how you are going to live out the rest of your life. On the run, and not knowing if you’re ever gonna see the people you love again, and to be in an unfamiliar world.” – Five
18. “I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?” – Klaus
19. “We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.” – Five
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20. “You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime. You let me feel alive for the first time. You helped me find hope again. That’s a wonderful thing.” – Sissy
21. “Vanya, of all people you should hate Dad the most.” – Luther
22. “We didn’t choose this life, we’re just living in it.” – Five
23. “You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. I just thought you should know.” – Klaus
24. “I hate to disappoint you Benny boy but you are not getting in this body.” – Klaus
25. “Unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel.” – Klaus
26. “Family barbecues are about to get real weird.” – Klaus
27. “I need your help too, I’m scared. And for the first time in my life, I don’t want to do it alone. I want my family by my side.” – Vanya
28. “Why can’t I control myself like the rest of you guys?” – Vanya
29. “I would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else.” – Ray
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30. “We have to risk everything to save everything.” – Luther
31. “Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re use to.” – Klaus
32. “I’m going to tell Sissy that I love her.” – Vanya
33. “Can you hug me as I go? It’s been a long time.” – Ben
34. “My cult is going to be so pissed… I told them we had until 2019.” – Klaus
35. “I need a hit of sucrose. I’m heading to the vending machine.” – Hazel
36. “Do you know how hard it is to trust people when your whole childhood was bullshit and manipulation?” – Diego
37. “I’ve compared every man I’ve ever met to you.” – Allison
38. “I’m a complete and total fraud.” – Klaus
39. “I ran into some trouble at the asylum, during the escape. These three blond guys. Total cowboys.” – Lila
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40. “I thought it was my job to keep everyone safe, and I just made it worse. I never wanted to be the bad guy.” – Luther
41. “Hope it turns out better than your marriage, huh?” – Diego
42. “You are depriving some village of their idiot.” – Klaus
43. “The clock is ticking on doomsday. Just tell me that when I need you, you’ll be ready.” – Five
44. “I can’t believe I got shanked by my own father.” – Diego
45. “I heard a rumor… you punched yourself in the face.” – Allison (to Diego)
46. “The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.” – Klaus
47. “I think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.” – Allison
48. “If you’re raised to believe nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what to you do if you’re not?” – Vanya
49. “This is going to sound crazy but, I’m your son.” – Luther
50. “The ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone.” – Sir Reginald Hargreeves
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