Best Diwali Jokes, Funny Diwali Wishes, Funny Messages

Wide range of Funny Diwali wishes Jokes and hilarious Messages in English and Hindi. Share with your loved ones Happy Diwali in Advance Jokes, Diwali wishes jokes with picture to wish them on this auspicious occasion. You can also select some Diwali Jokes Funny Status for WhatsApp.

Enjoy the latest jokes for Diwali wishes. Make this great Indian festival a fun-filled one with your loved ones. Share the newest Shubh Diwali messages, Happy Diwali Jokes and Diwali Funny messages with family and friends which have been drafted to make it the funniest Diwali week along with lovely New Year jokes.

Must share Funny Diwali Wishes, Diwali Jokes and Funny Diwali wishes just for the Facebook and WhatsApp generation. Also check out our collection of Funny Diwali Greetings messages.

Funny Diwali Wishes 2020

“May Lord Ganesh give you wisdom and Goddess Laxmi bless you with money because you lack both these things. Wishing you a very Happy Diwali.”

“On the occasion of Diwali, I extend my warm wishes to you and I pray to Almighty to give you the power to think and act. Happy Diwali.”

“May the occasion of Diwali be full of celebrations for you. May you treat us with feasts and make it a memorable one for all of us. Happy Diwali.”

Funny Diwali Jokes in English

“May this Diwali be full of lots of feasts and gifts for you which you can cherish until the next festive season. Warm wishes on Diwali to you my dear.”

“If you wish for moons and stars then on the occasion of Diwali, I wish you find them all with a help of a rocket. Wishing you a very Happy Diwali.”

“On the occasion of Diwali, I wish the government give us a Diwali gift by waiving off our electricity bills on the festival of lights. Happy Diwali.”

Funny Diwali Messages for Whatsapp

“The occasion of Diwali is a reminder to all of us that today we have all the reasons to not let our neighbours sleep in peace. Warm wishes on Diwali to all.”

“As we clean our houses before the advent of Diwali, we must also clear the browsing history of our mobile phones to get ready for Diwali functions. Happy Diwali.”

“Don’t be a miser this Diwali and throw a wonderful party for all the people around you because Diwali is the time to do things you haven’t done in a while. Happy Diwali.”

Funny Diwali Messages for Friends

“Diwali is the right time to lose some weight by getting engage in some cleanliness for the occasion. Wishing a very Happy Diwali to my friends.”

“On the occasion of Diwali, I just want to remind you to put aside all your dieting plans and indulge in the most awaited feast for the season. Happy Diwali to you.”

“Warm wishes on Diwali to all the friends. Let us make it a memorable Diwali for all of us with some good teen patti time and great food to hog on.”

Funny Diwali Wishes for Girlfriend

“Warm wishes on Diwali to you my love. May you enjoy this day with some pretty dressing up and lovely looks to make it a special one for me.”

“On the occasion of festival of lights, may you shine like the brightest star. Wishing a blessed and festive Diwali to you.”

“May you have a rocking a Diwali with bright lights and big smiles. May you fill mine with happiness and joys. Happy Diwali to you.”

Funny Diwali Captions for Instagram

“May we all go deaf hearing the blasts of laughter of our dear ones. Warm wishes on Diwali to everyone.”

“May all the negativities surrounding our lives end with the lights and sparkles of Diwali. Wishing a very Happy Diwali to all.”

“May we win lots of happiness in the gamble of life and embrace success and prosperity. A very Happy Diwali.”

Diwali Funny Jokes

“Please don’t send me any wishes on Diwali this year because none of your wishes helped me the next year, instead send me some cash this Diwali…. Happy Diwali.”

“If your girlfriend demands for moon and stars from you then today is the night to give her all…. Just light a rocket and give her what she always wanted…. Best wishes on Diwali.”

Diwali Funny Jokes In Hindi

“Diwali ke parv par ek hi maachis ki tilli se 4-5 deepak naa jalayein anyatha pitaji ko shak ho jayega ki aap sochnege ki aap dhoomrapan karne lage hain.”

“Kuch patakhe aise hote hain jo phutne ke liye Diwali ka intezar nahi karte….. Aise sabhi khubsurat patakhon ko Diwali ki shubh kamnayein.”

Happy Diwali Funny Wishes

“I wish that your empty brain gets some positivity and gets enlightened with the lights of diyas on Diwali…. Wishing you a very Happy Diwali!!!”

“You must stay inside and stay safe on Diwali because a cracker like you can make many hearts stop if you step outside the house….. Happy Diwali gorgeous.”

Funny Diwali Messages

“May you are blessed with the best of crackers this Diwali and then I will get you the best gift and that is matchbox to make it a rocking Diwali.”

“Best friends are those who always help their friends and on this Diwali I promise to help you burst all your crackers….. Happy Diwali!!”

Diwali Jokes Funny Status for WhatsApp and facebook

“You are a patakha and I really hope that you have a safe and happy Diwali.”

“Wishing you a Diwali loaded with Laddus and Crackers, jokes and laughter.”

This page was last modified on Wednesday, 28 October, 2020

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